Thank You Notes with Jimmy Fallon

"Thank you dad, for discovering text messaging. I really liked the text you sent with the smiley face, but not as much as the 27 blank text messages you sent right after. They kept me awake. Thanks, Dad."

"Thank you "Yes, I Agree to the Terms and conditions" box I have to click in order to install software. You know full well I didn't actually read the terms and Conditions. For I know, I just agreed to become the new face of herps. But I'm still gonna click you."

"Thank you the f12 button on my keyboard. What is it you do again? Oh , that's right-nothing."

"Thank you pop-up ads where it's impossible to find where to click CLOSE.Or the ones that suddenly appear and block you from clicking on the link you really want to click, and then disappear as soon as you move your cursor away, only to reappear when you try again. You are so awesoooome!"

Okay i say these are so FUNNY i LOVE them,i'll try to post two a day until i run out

"Thank you, ants around my kitchen sink, for allowing every day to start with murder. Every day you take the paper towel express to Toiletville, and yet the next morning. I don't get it, ants. But thank you."

"Thank you, fantasy football draft, for lettign me know that even in my fantasies, I am bad at sports."